From when we first saw the light , there have been some old habits that we can,t seem to stop. these are kind of things that might be embarrassing or just a norm. i admit i have done 90% of these crazy deeds that i now laugh at myself.
- looking left and right before taking out your inner wear which is stuck in between your butt.
- saving plastic bags in the drawer even though you know you won't use them again.
- spelling out Wednesday like WED-NES -DAY .
- picking your nose and checking to see that huge 'rock of Gold' then eating it.
- farting in the crowd and then looking away or up the sky pretending that it isn't you.
- chewing a bubble gum then sticking it under the table for later.
- blowing a bubble gum until it burst on your nose
- sleeping while chewing bubble gum then you find it stuck in your hair the next morning.
- biting your nails after a manicure.
- texting your EX then immediately send a next text saying that it wasn't meant for him/her.
- kissing your mom/dad so that they can agree to your demands.
- peeing on the bed then rushing to the kitchen to bring a half bottle of water and put it besides you.
- adding water to a milk/ juice jar after taking a couple of sips.
- spraying the air with air freshener after heavily smoking in the balcony. and quickly sit back like nothing happened.
- practicing what to say before a mirror before a coffee date.
- singing on top of your lungs to your favorite song, then mumble for you do not know some of the words.
- coping your friends assignment and forgot to change his/her name and remember that part after handing over the assignment to the teacher.
- beating your head and scratching your weave/wig in public cause it's itchy.
- secretly smelling your own breath and armpits when you see your crush three steps ahead of you.
- buying yourself a valentine gift and posting it on social media for your EX to see.
- saying the 'Grace' when you walk past a dog and pretending not to be nervous
- immediately going back to read an email right after clicking 'send'.