Tuesday, 29 September 2015

DO PEOPLE STILL DO THIS?


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From when we first saw the light , there have been some old habits that we can,t seem to stop. these are kind of things that might be embarrassing or just a norm. i admit i have done 90% of these crazy deeds that i now laugh at myself.

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  • looking left and right before taking out your inner wear which is stuck in between your butt. 

  • saving plastic bags in the drawer even though you know you won't use them again.
 
  • spelling out Wednesday like WED-NES -DAY . 

  •  picking your nose and checking to see that huge 'rock of Gold' then eating it.

  • farting in the crowd and then looking away or up the sky pretending that it isn't you.
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  • chewing a bubble gum then sticking it under the table for later.
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  • blowing a bubble gum until it burst on your nose 
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  • sleeping while chewing bubble gum then you find it stuck in your hair the next morning.
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  • biting your nails after a manicure.
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  • texting your EX then immediately send a next text saying that it wasn't meant for him/her.
  • kissing your mom/dad so that they can agree to your demands.
  • peeing on the bed then rushing to the kitchen to bring a half bottle of water and put it besides you.
  • adding water to a milk/ juice jar after taking a couple of sips.

  • spraying the air with air freshener after heavily smoking in the balcony. and quickly sit back like nothing happened.
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  • practicing what to say before a mirror before a coffee date. 
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  • singing on top of your lungs to your favorite song, then mumble for you do not know some of the words. 
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  • coping your friends assignment and forgot to change his/her name and remember that part after handing over the assignment to the teacher.
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  • beating your head and scratching your weave/wig in public cause it's itchy.

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  • secretly smelling your own breath and armpits when you see your crush three steps ahead of you.
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  • buying yourself a valentine gift and posting it on social media for your EX to see.
  • saying the 'Grace' when you walk past a dog and pretending not to be nervous
  • immediately going back to read an email right after clicking 'send'.




5 ways to boost your business online

1. KNOW YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA
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 social media has now become a powerful tool for every business whether a start up or an existing one. knowing your social media very well will be plus to your business as these platforms enable you to sell, interact, engage with other business like yours and also reach out to larger masses. set your business website in a proper and official language which can be easily translated to other languages.
use; instagram for posting pictures of your products.
       facebook for getting more likers and sharing your products.
       twitter for advertising new products and also linking your other pages. for example you can use #newankaraclutchbags #newmenwatches etc.
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2.START TALKING
interacting and involving yourself with your clients means a lot to them. let them know how important they are to the business and make them feel at home.Also let them beware of  how much you value their feedback for the goods and services that you offer. you can use facebook to give some offer to to your clients like the one below.do not forget to tell them to share.
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3.BOOST YOUR PAGE
page boosting can be done through online campaigns fro various platforms like facebook, instagram, pintrest,youTube,twitter, tumblr and so many other avenues. you can do this by adding your page icon on your emails,using keywords in optimizing your pages, frequently using hashtags, using trivia games, and lastly  asking your followers to share your contents.

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4.HAVE A LEGIT WEBSITE.
A website is the most professional tool that you can use for your business. This clearly indicates that you are serious and your products and services are real and readily available. For a start up business the idea of a website might be the last in your 'To do list' hence you end up ignoring the positive impact that it will bring on your business. For people who are in Kenya, it costs around kes 30,000 for you to have a .co.ke website of your own. The moment you invest this kind of money keep in mind that it is for the good of the business and this will make your website to be viewed all over the world by approximately 5Billion internet users.

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type of website          kes
basic website            28,000
standard website       38,000
professional              50,000
 corporate                10,000

examples of web hosting sites in Kenya, you can click on the link below for more details
https://kenyawebexperts.com/

more sites for web hosting include:
go daddy
https://www.godaddy.com/hosting/web-hosting.aspx


1 and 1
http://www.1and1.co.uk/web-hosting

Hostgator
http://www.hostgator.com/


5.GET A SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER

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 How would you respond to a person who posted a comment on your website at 2.00 am in the morning when you are still in slumber land????!!! i know it's hard and that is why you and your business needs a social media manager who will respond to your potential customers at anytime of the day/night (though at a commission of course.)
This is the kind of person who will implement the business social media marketing.
His/her responsibilities will be  reaching out to the masses,getting more leads, engaging the people and for the growth of likes. for more info on job description and responsibilities for a social media manager, click the link below:
http://www.krusecontrolinc.com/social-media-manager-job-description-guide/



 Image result for social media manager job descriptionImage result for social media manager job description any business is bound for extreme growth through intense dedication from the founder. if you religiously follow the above steps you will be a key witness for the growth of not only your business but you as a person.

Good Luck and remember patience is key. :-)